Predictions for ALL of Week 7's Match-Ups

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WEEK 7 PREDICTIONS FOR EACH NFL GAME

• Seahawks at Cardinals - Seahawks are simply too much for the Cards at home, take Arizona 38 - 17. TNF
• Bills at Dolphins - Tough fight early from Bills, but, Bills-Manuel = Loss. Phins win, 31-17
• Bears at Redskins - Close game, but Cutler throws more TDs than INTs, and the Bears edge the 'Skins, 28-24
• Cowboys at Eagles - Eagles put up a strong fight, but like Cutler, Romos throws more TDs than INTs, and the Cowboys iron out a win, 34-27
• Patriots at Jets - Brady's unknown rookies don't get the job done, and Buttfumble 2.0 gets through by the skin of his teeth, 31-30
• 49ers at Titans - Ryan Fitzpatrick finally squeezes out a little Fitzmagic and pulls off a win for the Locker-less two-tone blue, 21-17
• Browns at Packers - Aaron Rodgers finally gets it going with his reeling receiving corps, and beats down the old man behind the Browns line, Packers win, 38-20
• Broncos at Colts - In a surprisingly close game between an old Colts legend, and a new and blossoming hopeful legacy-filler, the older of the two quarterbacks pulls out the win, 20-17
• Rams at Panthers - Cam Newton has another nice day, and Sam Bradford... well doesn't. Cam and co pull out the win, 27-7
• Bengals at Lions - Andy Dalton pulls it together and the Bengals have a nice day against a team that, is not as good as their record describes. Bengals win, 31-20
• Chargers at Jaguars - HA! No, the Jags aren't good because they gave Peyton a run for his money. Peyton came in thinking he was playing cupcakes, and the Jags are more like, just a regular cake. Chargers win, 42-12 (Yes, that is 4 Jags field goals)
• Buccaneers at Falcons - Well I must say, this is one of the harder games this week. One may think that the rookie pulls off the heroic victory over the reeling Falcons, but not me. Falcons edge Bucs, 17-13
• Ravens at Steelers - Steelers can't pull it together, even though Flacco has a poor day. Ravens win, 24-10
• Texans at Chiefs - So there are to case scenarios for Houston in this one. They can lose with Schaub, or they can lose with Yates. Take your pick (6). Chiefs violate Texans, 42-21
• Vikings at Giants - Assuming the Vikes go ahead and start Josh Freeman, who, quite frankly, I don't think is a terrible quarterback, the Giants fall to 0-7, Vikes win 28-24  MNF

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